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1.
Smallest town in East Texas ... Sympathy goes out to all that live there.
I live in Timpson, Tx and want drive my lawnmower to quick stop! Yay!
by Anyonomous 15 June 15, 2008
 
2.
A dumb or lame statement. Something that is derrived or originated from something incompentant and or igsignificant other words not worth metioning. A waste of time, breath and effort.
"Yo mama so black that burnt rubber is related to her!"
That's a timpson.
by opostle1234 September 05, 2010