Timpson

Smallest town in East Texas ... Sympathy goes out to all that live there.

I live in Timpson, Tx and want drive my lawnmower to quick stop! Yay!

by Anyonomous 15 June 16, 2008

Isabelle Timpson

Phat piece of lard, she has a wham head and smells of cow shite, she gets people books as gifts and expects them to read them even though they never read

walking down town and you see an Isabelle Timpson

by Nicolai Webber ha LOL May 21, 2019

tickle Pickle Timpson therapist

A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!

Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"

by Pervert the Herbert July 21, 2023

Timpson

A dumb or lame statement. Something that is derrived or originated from something incompentant and or igsignificant other words not worth metioning. A waste of time, breath and effort.

"Yo mama so black that burnt rubber is related to her!"
That's a timpson.

by opostle1234 September 6, 2010