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Timelock

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to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!
by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009
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when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"
by SanSabina January 14, 2013
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Timeclock Email

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When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."
by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010
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Timeclock

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A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.

Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
Timeclock is a idiot who makes self-depriving jokes
by Just A User October 3, 2019
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A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.
"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"
by karit May 27, 2003
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Timeclocked

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When a co-worker pisses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just BARELY ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you CLOCK, FART AND RUN! Trapping her in the crowd JUST soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with LOVE! (Also referred to as TIMECLOCKING)
"ML pissed SB OFF! Did you smell that crap when SB TIMECLOCKED her? I thought my face would MELT!"
by SMALLSSBAKER January 5, 2017
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When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.
I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.
by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019
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