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Shitting Time 

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.
A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.
Shitting Time by RiverIsland July 13, 2010
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Shitting time 

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.
He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.
Shitting time by Krmic February 1, 2014

Timeshitting 

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
Timeshitting by Fasters January 26, 2022