God made A-shift to give the other 2 shifts a day off
B-shifter to an A-shifter- "so did you guys clean the truck?"
A-shifter- "NO! we where too busy drinking KOOL-AID! and we ran 2 calls so we where way to busy to take time to clean the truck!"
Abanoub: Yeah what a freak, he's done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!