Tim Allened

Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.

Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!

by Eskimoman76 April 17, 2004

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

by D Sting August 8, 2006

Tim Allen Hammer

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.

I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by Eskimoman76 April 17, 2004

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

Double Reverse Tim Allen

When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.

Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.

Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?

by godsunfinishedcreation October 5, 2021