A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 17, 2004