Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013
King Henry VIII was such a player, he had two of his wives executed so he could fuck up another one.
This defines Tiger Woods perfectly.
This defines Tiger Woods perfectly.
by jbljbhujbnjm,blkj.hn February 20, 2010
The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants October 11, 2015
Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.
by Nikki6969 December 25, 2009
An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 9, 2003
Just a rich ass nigger who paid a lot to fuck a hot blond. Paid a lot meaning, you spent hundreds of thousands per lay. Do the math...............100 Million for 6 or 7 years of fucking.....................Pretty Expensive whore......Gold Digger
She married Tiger Woods, the rich nigger, because she had dug up her pot of gold.
Just a few years of hell and 1/2 is her's.
Just a few years of hell and 1/2 is her's.
by Just a normal Black guy September 2, 2010
by sudol April 5, 2010