Tickle a Midget

Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.

Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!

Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!

by Parush January 14, 2008

tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013