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Tian is a super good looking male or female. S/he is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and super smart. Although they hide it with their typos and silly sense of humor, they are probably the smartest person you will ever meet in your life. Being tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful, this person is the partner of your dreams. ;)
Person 1: Who is that????
Person 2: That’s Tian!
Person 1: TIAN??? *in a super surprised and slightly impressed voice* she’s soooo cool and hot
Person 2: OMG you’re so right. I’m so aroused.
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Fanlin Tian 

A term used to identify a monk child with a high temper and heart of gold. A Fanlin Tian is a very adorable person, but don't let his cuddly looks deceive you, he will rip you apart if you get on his bad side.
"Fanlin Tian is the cutest ever!"
"What do you mean? He kidnapped my family!"
Fanlin Tian by 09876543q March 24, 2023

David Tian 

A literal person who loves sarcasm and is a literal radish god
David Tian, your almighty radish god
David Tian by I LUV NAMES April 1, 2022

Dirty Tian

Squirting baby oil into your one night stands anus.
After I got a “Dirty Tian” yesterday my farts are starting to smell like the gentle sent of baby oil.
Dirty Tian by Ganjakop August 19, 2021
Usual pronounciation / Chinese pinyin: tiān, Common error in pronunciation by uninformed English-speakers: Tee-ANN / Tee-AWN.

Can refer to sky, field, cosmos, heaven, or forehead in Chinese. Is usually used in conjunction with Lei in a name. Lei means thunder in Chinese. Coincidentally, the bottom part of the word 雷(Léi) is 田, which is pronounced tián. The pronunciation 'tián' can also refer to 甜, meaning sweet.

Of course, all of this only applies to Chinese.
Jo: I met a girl named Tian today and decided that I should research her name.

Kerwin: Great idea! Once you're done, you should totally research every other kid's name in the school and post it on Urban Dictionary dot Com!
Jo: Will do! Thanks Kerwin.
Tian by MoneyisAwesome September 8, 2009
Somebody named Tian is a very cool person, if you know anybody named Tian you should go up to him and give him some candy
A) Are you a Tian?
B) yes
A) okay here you go have some candy!
Tian by A tired tian November 12, 2021

allan tian 

The world's best person he is so amazing that even Kim jong un bows down to him
allan tian by \/\///\/ February 6, 2017