by Pedrigga November 21, 2021
someone were if you touch them they will lose there mind and try to kill you and then tell the cops that they are racist
tiago’s a rage monster
by ching chang mother asshole February 2, 2020
A short hairy dwarf with an average size penis and very sweaty hands. Tiago’s Santos usually have abnormally big heads and smell like beavers sperm.
by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021
The impersonation of God, the one we all aspire to be one day even though we know we can never reach the super Human level associated with a Tiago Lemos.
His brain is also made out of elements that dont even exist in the periodic table.
Last but not least If you manage to see or touch TIAGO LEMOS you instantly become superior to all those who havent be written in caps in order to showcase his superiority. One should never compare himself to TIAGO LEMOS otherwise he will feel his wrath.
TIAGO LEMOS possesses the ability to create a completely new universe every time he snizzes.
His brain is also made out of elements that dont even exist in the periodic table.
Last but not least If you manage to see or touch TIAGO LEMOS you instantly become superior to all those who havent be written in caps in order to showcase his superiority. One should never compare himself to TIAGO LEMOS otherwise he will feel his wrath.
TIAGO LEMOS possesses the ability to create a completely new universe every time he snizzes.
I wish I could be like TIAGO LEMOS, he is such a God.
That is because he is the one and only God you idiot
That is because he is the one and only God you idiot
by Worshipper December 10, 2019
by Marifonga April 24, 2020
Anonymous 1: I have a crush on Tiago Lourerio
Anonymous 2: oh shit, he just got out of a relationship a month ago
Anonymous 1: gjdjusjwngydys, whaa
Anonymous 2: ya, good luck with that
Anonymous 2: oh shit, he just got out of a relationship a month ago
Anonymous 1: gjdjusjwngydys, whaa
Anonymous 2: ya, good luck with that
by I've been spotted hehe October 6, 2020
A one kidney faggot that completely ate shit trying to send it off the oval stairs and thought he was really about it, but lost his kidney and his dads two thousand dollar mountain bike instead. Probably will not let you over for your birthday, Complete mood destroyer of the group and doesn’t sesh because he thinks he’s gonna become a jujitsu god one day but will probably lose his other kidney.
by Sargent Choi March 24, 2022