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A Thurnis Haley is an alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 2 parts Arnold Palmer and 1 part malt liquor (Olde English 800 preferred) Golf wang.
Phil: Hey Thurnis, this drink has got me bent.
Thurnis Haley: That's the OE. Golf wang.
by Quantumplation June 25, 2011

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