When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.
A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"
by Bam Spazzy December 8, 2009
Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!
Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz
by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008
Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court
"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
by XF42 August 7, 2009
Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.
Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.
Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.
by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022
Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.
Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.
by Barry Mastrocockslap February 7, 2008
An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
by Heywoode Jablome March 5, 2006
by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009