Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017
An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.
by Morg October 8, 2005
by weed...yumm July 20, 2005
An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"
by Yoda August 11, 2004
Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.
And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again
And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again
by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021
insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
by luckynumber4 February 7, 2008
by I Smoke Dank Buds March 21, 2006