Thugstore

The mom and pop drugstores of yesteryear continue to be buffeted by the winds of change. First marginalized by the giant chain pharmacies in the 90s, they are now threatened from below with a new type of reverse-gentrification.

The Thugstore: A storefront or store, on the neglected fringes of old suburbia, typically occupying a vacant corner drugstore, which supplies gangsters with urban clothing, bling, gold teeth, tatoos, and body piercings.

"Hon, I have to run down to the thugstore to pick up a half gallon of ether for our crack soup. Do you need anything?"

Thugstore by politicalspazz June 25, 2009

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Thugborea

Thugborea is an ancient place, it has been mistaken for agartha, atlantis, hyperborea etc but this is the true lost land... Thvgborea is a land deep underground in africa, its a tropical paradise with creatures never seen before (Grizzly Thugrs, Thulfs, etc) the creatures taste heavenly and give the same feeling as high grade heroine without drawbacks. The ancient land has been ruled by a lineage of kings known as the Curingtons, the current member in line to become the Thvg Emperor is Brandon Curington, however the crown was destroyed by the evil sage, Perell Laqarius Brown. Every single house is made of solid gold encrusted with gems of all kind, with platinum support beams embedded with diamonds. The soldiers are armed with planet destroying lasers and galactic gold armor, they have enslaved many alien babes and gave them BBC. They own 90% of this universe and have the best tech, The prophecies have foretold the revival of thugborea...

People who have Thvgborean DNA
Albanians: 80%
Ukrainians: 60%
African Americans: 53%
Indonesians: 48%
Transylvanians: 41%
Kurds: 31%
Greeks: 30%
Syrians: 28%
Turks: 24%
Serbians: 20%
Africans: 13%
Western europeans: 0%
Rest of the world 0%

Explorer: ive found it... thugborea... RETVRN...

Thugborea by GCNN Executive September 11, 2023