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Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!

Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...

Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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