"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
by badword666 October 25, 2020
a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.
Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"
RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020
mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
by goodvibes4ever October 11, 2020
A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.
You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!
by StephenInd October 11, 2020
A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.
"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020
Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 19, 2020