Top Definition
1) A guy who can't pronounce Schiermonnikoog
2) Not showing up at an event or party
3) A violating sexual act
Me: Dude, where did you go on holidays? Thorsten: Schrimonniko...

Didn't T say he would come tonight? Yeah... I guess he's pulling of the Thorsten again.

Oh no! Please don't Thorsten me!!!

Honey, I really don't wanna do the Thorsten tonight...
by UPA2001 August 09, 2010

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