Thoon 

A mysterious god or other entity worshipped by rogue bands of Mind Flayers in the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game.

"I worship Thoon! Bow down before his almighty wrath!"
"Mark, please return to your seat and finish your test."

Thoon by Cave Troll October 19, 2007

Thoon 

The noise made when you rapidly tongue your Coke bottle when it's slightly full of your liquid.

Road Runner says, "thoon thoon thoon thoon meep meep!"

Thoon by fearc February 28, 2019

Thoon 

n. A black male or female (typically male), (or a whiteman who thinks he is a blackman) whom displays attributes of favorable acts (such as dialect, movements, and/or appearance) which expresses positive feedback amoung others.

Initially constructed by the compilation of 2 words: Thug and Goon.

Ms Green: "Jimmel, Please take your seat and stop crypt walking upon my floor!"

Jimmel: "Naah Ms. Green, Im-a thoon. All thoons crip walk yo."

Thoon by AltF4 November 5, 2007

Thoink 

A joint or blunt

Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?

Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014

Theon'd 

The forced removal of one's genitalia.

Man, I wish that chick would've only taken my kidney, but I totally got Theon'd.

Theon'd by Clarkcsm May 20, 2013

Theona

A human who is usually a girl. She is a very kind person, and a daredevil at times. A very fun person to be around when she is in a good mood, but don't push your luck by teasing or bullying her.

Emily: Hey Theona!
Theona: Hey Emily!
Emily: I had a really fun time last night at your sleepover!
Theona: Yeah, it was really fun. We should do it again some time!

Theona by DJ.T3K July 13, 2011

Briggsy's Thong 

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

Briggsy's Thong by Turd Man August 3, 2009