A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb,
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.
Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.
Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
vagina.
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.
Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.
Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
vagina.
The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever.
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her
by Madagascar November 25, 2007
Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 17, 2006
by whatdoItypeinthistextboxagain? April 17, 2007
OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.
by I am me. Who are you? September 16, 2012
School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.
by Alis Volat propiis February 12, 2005
by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023