4 definitions by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ

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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 17, 2006
Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 16, 2006
Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..
Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 16, 2006
Hang yourself by the neck from a door…masturbate while listening to 80s music..preferably air supply…the strangulation/synthesizer is intense…
Sean~ "Hey man, Blues playing...jeez dood wtf?"
Jim~ "Gack... gimme... couple.. wheez... almost..."
Sean~ "Ah... the air supply... it's glorious."
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 16, 2006

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