This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

This is Patrick! by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

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no this is patrick

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

no this is patrick by Mayo egg January 4, 2018

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No this is patrick

The best response used against anyone who comments "is this loss" on any meme

Person 1: iS tHiS LoSs
Person 2: no this is patrick

No this is patrick by Sku11smasher28 July 16, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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