Thinksturbate 

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

Thinksturbate by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

thinksturbate 

The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.

According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.

MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.

Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.

thinksturbate by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008

Thinkurbate 

The process of masturbating before making a big decision.

I don't know whether or not I should take this job...let me thinkurbate before making the decision.

Thinkurbate by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015