When you have such a huge boner, that your cock moves to the side of your underwear,into a leg hole, and sticks to the side in your inner thighs.
*The movies*
Guy: -sees Megan Fox on screen and gets a thigh boner-
Girl: -Puts hand on guys leg-
Guy-sweats-
Girl:Is that a cucumber in your pants?
Guy:No *trollface*
by Dalemans August 6, 2011
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