Thermommymeter 

Item used to measure how hot a mom is.

She was boiling on the thermommmymeter!

Thermommymeter by Benihana November 13, 2003

thermomomometer 

it's like a thermometer, but it sucks! or just doesn't work altogether.

"this thermomomometer sucks"

thermomomometer by fgdsfsfsfgdsfgdssfgds April 15, 2008