TheEmpress

Quite possibly the most amazing person ever. TheEmpress is sweet, beautiful, smart, funny, passionate, loving, and silly. Her smile makes other people smile. TheEmpress is short and caring. She is so adorable when she gets mad. And she smells like magical flowers. She is TheEmpress of the world,(: She can most likely do anything that she puts her mind to. She is a huge people person and when she walks into the room she starts to talk to people.

Who is that?

Oh thats TheEmpress. The only one ever(:

TheEmpress by the_empress May 1, 2011

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Tempress

Lucky, powerful person. She combines both strength and luck. She has excellent creative imagination. Sensitive and a deep thinker. She inspires people around her with her bright ideas. Very kind, caring, considerate, and compassionate. She is very active, assertive and reliable in her own approach to life and her responsibilities. Smartest girl in the class.

Tempress the smartest girl in the group.

Tempress by SpeaksTheTruth27 January 18, 2017

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Tweetpression

Tweetpression, sometimes known as Commentosis is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total Tweetpression."

Tweetpression by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

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Tempress

a nice teenager that cant control being sexual...does not sleep around but does get fingered quiet often. likes giving head but ONLY to guys she really cares about.

Tempress lives down the street from Brandee.

Tempress by 654879846513854 February 14, 2008

Tempression

A term for being temporarily depressed.

I have been in tempression last day.It was hard.

Tempression by makkar June 11, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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