The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.

All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.

by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006

Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

by Tommy F. September 5, 2005

Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

by ArchieBunker April 5, 2004

woodstock

the little birdy that sits with Snoopy on his doghouse.

What's Woodstock's purpose?

umm...he flys around and keeps Snoopy Company

by Kimpossible bia. June 15, 2007

Woodstocking

When you go on a toboggan, and slide down a muddy hill in the summer naked.

Matt, I so dare you to go woodstocking behind Kristian's house.

by woodstock'n yo July 17, 2013

woodstock

Gathering of a million hippies to the greatest concert on earth. Preached peace, smoked pot, and smoked more pot. Many well known bands played, like Jimi Hendrix and The Who.

"Jimi Hendrix's star spangled banner at woodstock was righteous"

by sweetemotion09 May 21, 2007

Woodstock

a sick concert in 1969

Jim hendrix played
and so did the who
and shananana
and other crazy bands

by led zep June 1, 2005