The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
The-Torr-es-sian Meth-od "Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"
(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).