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The Torrance Exit 

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.
Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

The Torresian Method

The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
The-Torr-es-sian Meth-od
"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"

The Torres Trifecta

When someone receives a text, gif, meme, pic, or video from all 3 Torres brothers.
Dino Dave was both thrilled and scared to open The Torres Trifecta. A pic from Donnnie, the meme from Desi, and a video from PJ.
The Torres Trifecta by Tangrizfan November 28, 2023

the dirty torres 

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
the dirty torres by scogar August 7, 2009

Torrential "《♧》" Tribute: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Torrential "《♧》" Tribute: The First Juvenile Release...