The Sami Factor 

when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up

"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"

The Sami Factor by DuecheBag July 5, 2006

The sami 

A small Turkish salesman with a micro penis that loves to whip it out

Oh no the Sami is over there

The sami by Piraven's mum yarlini April 23, 2021

The Samille 

When you stick your index finger into the pocket of a man's pants and proceed to penis jostle him.

Man, I was just sitting when somebody, who I don't know, gave me the samille.

The Samille by The Bugler October 22, 2011

Sami the cummy 

Sami the cummy , is a phrase used to describe the a euphoric ,horny teenager who is known for kicking people of group chats , they are easily traumatised by photoshops and are very level headed. Sami the cummy is also used as a compliment as it describes a level headed person with a large sex drive , but it is mostly used as a insult as the original Sami the cummy was a incel and incredibly racist

John : bruh this new kid in school is so cricket horny , he even kicked me out of kahoot

Mike : ya we got a new Sami the cummy in our school

Sami the cummy by real_dong69 June 30, 2021

Samiii The Cactiii 

Trans. v
Of or pertaining to the mysterious cactus form of Samiiii or other cactus- like related people. This mysteroious embodiement of the cacti has been spotted throughout several regions in Texas. Mainly believed to be Dallas, although this cacti has many forms it is very difficult to capture rarely has one been captured from their natural habitat as they can transform and force their tongue grow and to be used in self defense, no other use has been recorded from other past encounters. There are few cactiis remaining in the wild they are believed to be almost extinct.

Wow, I think I just saw a cactii past.
Hey you think he is cactii no make him mad, I know Sammiiii is a cactiiii

Samiii The Cactiii by LOOOOOEEESSSS January 24, 2005