Me. I'm The Shwanger! :D
Haha! SHRANK YER DANK!

Hey. Wang. Shwang yer dang. A ri-rack spishack: a shiggity DANG!
by The Shwanger December 14, 2004
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having one's weiner licked whilst one takes a piss on the partner's face
he had to pee, so he thought a shwanger was just the ticket
by S. Wilson June 8, 2003
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