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Majestic, leader of all that is great, tall, handsome, uncannily smart and funny with a confident glow. Has the cheek of all in the land yet powerful, sexy and in control with an easy going yet passionate array making him the best lover you've ever had. The Roon will suprise you with his vulnerable, frustrating yet mysterious nature making his power and prescense impossible not to love. Roon means: the ultimate physicaly, mentally, randomly genius . The man whore who you will always forgive,. Roon has the power of all the gods he is ...the GOD. All Love, No enemies. No War.
My boyfriend is The Roon; Oh man you are The Roon...
The Roon by Cameroon July 19, 2006
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The Roon Effect 

The Roon Effect is when your friend (male) starts of as a straight person when you meet them but then they start having more feminine or gay traits as your friend ship progresses. This might happen because of who they play with and if their testosterone is low.
Person 1 : Bro you were so normal when I first meet you, you would make no weird comments back then. Did you get hit by the roon effect?
Person 2: The roon effect got me, I'm more fruity and i'm not comfortable being masculine.
The Roon Effect by Monkey nited October 16, 2023

The roonies 

The act of taking roofies while listening to the ramones
Shit bro you want to go do the roonies. And listen to the best band of all time with the best haircuts
The roonies by Dust trail August 1, 2012

the shared custody switch-a-rooni 

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
The most amazing person ever, far better then any dumn bitch named Theron
"Theroon is so fucking cool unlike some idiot named Theoron who loves mac and cheese*
theroon by Theroon March 3, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026