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The Relaxer 

The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".
Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.
The Relaxer by Dick Fitzenwell June 30, 2008
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relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy 

The term pretty much gives it away. You are relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy when many people think you're just cool and relaxed all the time, but the people working with you and giving you grades just hate your guts.

Of course another way to look at relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy is that the consequences to be feared really aren't all that fearsome, and so it kinda makes sense not to do anything about it. Like you and politics.
That's smart. The problem I find is that most parents who give their little kids phones have a sort of "relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy" attitude about monitoring and setting rules about it.