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Do the Machiavelli 

When you build dominos while taking hits from a bong/blunt until someone fucks it up and gets slapped.
Ma boi was gona Do the Machiavelli and literally fell head first in them dominos!
Do the Machiavelli by Locolo January 7, 2023

Den Alaaddin" machen/doing "the alaaddin 

"Den Alaaddin" machen wird umgangssprachlich benutzt um eine Person zu beschreiben die sich nach zu viel Bubatz hinlegen muss.

Doing "the Alaaddin" is colloquially used to describe a person who has to lie down after too much bubatz.
Schau mal Uwe macht wieder "den Alaaddin" weil er zu viel geraucht hat. / Look Uwe is doing "the alaaddin" again because he smoked to much.

Den Alaaddin" machen/doing "the alaaddin

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012