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the kevster theory 

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!
Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

The Sneezing Keaster 

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016