The Hen

N. The hen is the ultimate bullshitter. He/She is constantly trying to deceive and/or prank you. The hen is not to be trusted under any circumstance. Most politicians are hens.

V. To deceive constantly

N. Arlen Specter is the hen. He deceived Republican voters for many years before revealing himself as a Democrat.

V. Arlen Specter henned Republicans for like 50 years.

The Hen by pclark21 May 24, 2011

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The Hen's Mustard

Used colloquially to mean an unnecessary addition of something 'Exciting' to what is already considered a functioning - if boring activity/object/product

"I used to quite like Dave's car, but that spoiler really is the Hen's Mustard"

The Hen's Mustard by navarrone906 March 14, 2017

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Slam The Hen

To have sex with a hot chick (Women)

brother, i just slammed that hen over there last week, hence Slam The Hen

Slam The Hen by qwertyuioplkjhgshnbcsdvv April 23, 2022

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letting the hen outta the coop

Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.

Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.

As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.

Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.

letting the hen outta the coop by Shep August 15, 2003