The heat wave is like if the devil put his nut sac up to a fan and decided to blast it up to the place known for being cold.
"Hey dale the overworld has been boring lately what can you do about that" " we can shoot down a plane and pin the blame on a random country just like the start of 2020" " your a fucking idiot nothing happend last time we did that" "well canada has had a really long winter so maybe we can crank the average tempature up 15 degrees" " you genius Dale this is why your My sex slave". The Canada Heat Wave
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!