This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
by Who stole my shoes? April 10, 2020