5 definitions by Who stole my shoes?
This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
by Who stole my shoes? June 29, 2023
This is the beating that gets delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are polo shirt wearing rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. It’s better when a girl delivers it.
Yo Tara! This telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???
WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.
Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.
Kid caught hands.
WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.
Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.
Kid caught hands.
by Who stole my shoes? June 20, 2020
This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
by Who stole my shoes? April 10, 2020
Yo Beans! Some of those sluts are coming by from tent city. I’ll trade you two pillows and a half drank 40 for that VHS recorded you stole from those teenagers after you bought them booze.
What for?
Gonna do some vagabondage shoots. We can watch them and jerk each other off over the winter to stay warm. We can get real drunk off sterno before we fuckem and work on how we are gonna get a tv for our tent!
What for?
Gonna do some vagabondage shoots. We can watch them and jerk each other off over the winter to stay warm. We can get real drunk off sterno before we fuckem and work on how we are gonna get a tv for our tent!
by Who stole my shoes? June 15, 2020