The Dumbledor 

When you are in the act of oral sex, cum on a girls chin so that it looks like Dumbledore's beard!

My girlfriend was giving me head during Harry Potter and i jizzed on her chin and it looked like The Dumbledore!

The Dumbledor by The Dumbledore Man! November 29, 2011

the dumbledore 

-noun, the magic joint that keeps getting you high without ever going down in size.

Yo, are you guys just a bunch of pussies, or is that joint you hitting the dumbledore.

the dumbledore by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013

Dumbledore the wall 

During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall

masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food

Dumbledore the wall by veters December 14, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012