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The Curt 

Someone who will do anything to fit in. Whether it's ditching his friends, or being a complete tool to impress a girl. He complains when things aren't his way. curts are usually short and scrawny, but make comments all the time about how they work out all the time, and how many push ups they can do, when in reality, they aren't in shape at all. Also, curts usually ditch their actual good friends, if there are more people at a certain place. He'll go hang out with them instead of you, even if you're a good friend to him. Generally described by many as "An anus of the highest caliber."
"That monstrously assholish guy was such a curt."
If you find yourself constantly ditching your good friends, You're The Curt
The Curt by TheySeeMeTrollinLOL October 14, 2011
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Punching the Curtain 

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.
Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."
Punching the Curtain by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

Hemming The Curtains 

A slang term for labioplasty.
Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.

behind the curtain 

the secret people who really control situations; people from the shadows who are in charge.
The Bankers are the ones behind the curtain when it comes to global poverty and economic crisis.
behind the curtain by Velese March 19, 2009

tearing the curtains 

exhibiting behavior that incites shock and/or outrage in your peers; going against the grain. ORIGIN (literal): ripping or shredding of retractable cloth window covers for no apparent reason
The student was so drunk that he began tearing the curtains in the dormitory.

Close The Curtains 

Definition 1:To commit Suicide/ End your life

Definition 2: to End or Discontinue something
Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?

Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains

pulling up the curtain

The act of rolling up one's upper lip, as though it were a curtain, to expose the teeth (often in the fashion of imitating a beaver). Pulling the curtain originated in the Appalachians and is frequently utilized in comedic Vine parodies. Pulling up the curtain can be used to express overwhelming joy, frustration, anger, or a natural response to hearing a banjo.
When Seth told Jennifer they were going on a road trip to the Smokey Mountains, she immediately was overwhelmed with joy and was "pulling up the curtain".