The Clops

‎*Feeney slang* "The Clops" - Named after the figure in Greek mythology the Cyclops, "The Clops" is when you unleash your man power in a girl's eye so hard she can see the tadpoles, and her eye stays red for many hours, making her close that eye, and walk around with only one eye open...like a Cyclops

Her mom wasn't happy. Her daughter came home with 'The Clops'

The Clops by Professor George Feeney October 22, 2011

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Smack in the chops

A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.

That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.

Smack in the chops by Hateful! May 15, 2006

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The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

The Clobster by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

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off the chops

1. Off the Chops
To Refer to an error, or to derogotise something or someone.

2. Off the Chops
Can also refer to something that is good, depending on infliction.

3. Off the Chops
Drunk/Intoxicated/Drugged/Messed Up/Smashed

4. Off the Chops
A musical term for brass players, often refer to their lips and musical ability as their "chops."

1.
A "That pool shot was off the chops"
B "You're off the chops"
2.
"That concert was OFF THE CHOPS"
3.
"I've had so much rum i'm off the chops"
4.
A - "You sound like you've been practising"
B - "Thanks, my chops are really coming together lately"

off the chops by Miguel20 October 26, 2005