Clobster 

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster

"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"

Clobster by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012

The Clobster 

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

The Clobster by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

Cloyster 

Another word for a vagina, owing to the resemblance that the Pokemon Cloyster has to the female genitalia.

Man...I'm worried after last night. That girl may have had an open sore on her cloyster.

Well, you know what they say...gotta catch 'em all

Cloyster by Questionable At Best May 18, 2011

cloister fuck 

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

cloister fuck by mshell December 24, 2008

clouster 

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

clouster by Anky33 February 16, 2013

Cloister 

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

Cloister by Knot u December 11, 2018

Closter 

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

Closter by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011