by Chad November 12, 2003
An extremely well groomed male with an average size male penis. The Chad is 6’4, has a six pack, is extremely well mannered and respectful, and is really good at soccer. He has a vision impairment, ticklish balls, and a lust for travel. If you ever come across The Chad, count your lucky stars - cause there’s only one out there.
by Olly Browny December 5, 2018
The leader of a well organized cult, often associated closely with binge drinking promiscuity and sodomy. Often viewed as an Legend through out the national guard. Though many out side of the military have had heard tales of his exploits.
Often stories of little johnny are followed by real life stories of "The Chad"
The Chad stories Include midgets partial amputees and the blind, only to name a few.
The Chad stories Include midgets partial amputees and the blind, only to name a few.
by Indomitable January 7, 2012
Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.
The Chad: Let's hit up Benihanas for lunch today.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.
by Endavi October 11, 2019
The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
by Chaint. August 18, 2022
A Chad, in modern internet slang, is generally a sexually active "alpha male". The term has become a slang term across the internet and among adolescents in general to refer to particularly attractive or confident males.
by keanugriffinchungus December 21, 2021