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The Anaconda 

The act of Smashing your dick between two cinderblocks and having a girl bite off your dick
My girlfriend used the anaconda last night on me

drain the anaconda 

draining the anaconda is another way of saying that you have to use the bathroom to urinate. you are draining youre bladder through your anaconda. The anaconda is for you to figure out. hopefully only applies to guys.
" Yo, get me another beer real quick."

"Nah man i gotta go drain the anaconda."

"Hey baby im feeling so hot right now... cmon let's go"

Uhhh shit, i have to go drain the anaconda.

*knocking on door*

"ONE SECOND, IM DRAINING THE ANACONDA!!!!"
drain the anaconda by hazmatman January 6, 2008

Tranquilize the Anaconda 

Another nick name for jerking off good to use around family and friends
*At the dinner table* Excuse me I have to Tranquilize the Anaconda

drain the anaconda 

taking a piss
hey Joe, I have to drain the anaconda
drain the anaconda by hugh420 January 18, 2017

anaconda in the honda 

Chamorru ( People From Guam) slang for having hardcore sex in the back of your car ;)
Leche Babe wanna see the Anaconda In The Honda
anaconda in the honda by M@C ZA1 November 12, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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