The 15 minute diet

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".

The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.

by Brock Berry October 16, 2007