Smoking

The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.

I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.

by TASC September 13, 2011

The Smoke

Nickname of several cities, originally London's. Short for "The Big Smoke".

We're heading for the Smoke.

by Papa B-16 May 9, 2005

smoke

To kill.

Smoke that fool!

Someone got smoked last night.

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 9, 2007

Smoke

A person, usually female, who is extremely attractive.

Our TA is a total smoke!

by RamansHybridApproach December 16, 2015

Smoking

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.

All the cool kids are smoking outside

by RecoJohnson June 30, 2010

smoking

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!

Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old

by Clutzs is kinda clever July 6, 2010