Fucking your christian girlfriend in the ass because she wants to stay a vaginal virgin until marriage.
by fickmichvati February 18, 2017
A Loopholer is someone who exploits a weakness or exception that allows them to circumvent or otherwise avoid the rules, policy, directions, or commandments. A Loopholer will search for and use loopholes strategically in a variety of circumstances, including taxes, politics, courtrooms and relationships.
A Loopholer would say....."They are only pictures of my genitalia, it could be anyones junk because my face isn't in them."
by loopholer December 23, 2010
A way around an obstruction that would otherwise keep a person from obtaining a goal. This can apply literally and metaphorically and most often applied when bending the rules.
Person 1: I am not allowed to visit my friend in college because I am not accompanied by an adult.
Person 2: I found a loophole that allows you to go on campus if you see a student advisor.
Person 2: I found a loophole that allows you to go on campus if you see a student advisor.
by Rhodise Wendolyn March 21, 2015
A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).
Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
by the pwn3r August 8, 2006
by butterflyprincess26 January 24, 2015
The act of drastically exploiting a not-explicitly-forbidden part of a generally well-worded contract; grossly violating the spirit of the law but not the letter. Also, the act of having anal sex and still calling yourself a virgin.
Dick Cheney did some serious loopholing with that whole "it's ok to torture enemy combattants because they're neither soldiers nor civillians" thing.
"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."
"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."
"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."
"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."
by Lais May 27, 2006
person 1: I found a loophole in spider solitary.
person 2: how?
person 1:I played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:I dunno..
person 2: how?
person 1:I played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:I dunno..
by Commander Keen November 1, 2004