The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.
"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"
"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."
"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."
by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010
by Iamasiansoinoracist May 30, 2020
by The angler February 7, 2015
The itch that happens to come out of no where when you playing an intense video game. usually appears when playing guitar hero, rockband and halo. causes you to have to either pause the game and scratch or quickly scratch during game play, most of the time causing a mistake to be made in the game.
by Kitty Cat B August 20, 2008
The craving for chinese food.
*Researchers have found that dumping your favorite Chinese cuisine down the front of your pants is the best way to combat “Wok-Itch”
*Researchers have found that dumping your favorite Chinese cuisine down the front of your pants is the best way to combat “Wok-Itch”
by swcHQ May 17, 2005
/æs ɪʧ/
Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn
Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.
People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn
Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.
People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝
A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝
A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 27, 2017
The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.
by GrizBJiggen April 30, 2020