by Halo August 30, 2003
by Talek Malatabqcar (LP) December 17, 2005
a stupid idiot. a way of making fun of som1 without using such harsh words like slut, bitch, whore, ass-hole, ass-wipe ect.
it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!
it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!
by pop-n-fresh March 31, 2006
In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.
Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."
Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"
Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"
Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
by Cataholic April 19, 2013
A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".
Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"
Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"
Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."
Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"
Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."
by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022
tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object
After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.
by Alfling August 30, 2014
A male person who is used to open other doorways for poeple, and then they get left behind. Like a huge tool
OMG, man that jake is a doorknob, sophie uses him and slams him shutlike a door every time!
That kid is a complete doorknob!!
That kid is a complete doorknob!!
by aladinsbakery April 28, 2009