A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality.
Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.
by awyeah18 June 22, 2011
Deadpool's name for his guns.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
by Merc of a Mouth January 8, 2013
annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface
by The Music Beat October 29, 2011
A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.
Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
by Project Specifications August 6, 2012
What do you do with a door knob,,
you turn it,, with a woman who is a door knob
everyone gets a turn...door knob are for the gang....
you turn it,, with a woman who is a door knob
everyone gets a turn...door knob are for the gang....
by 3 niggas wit guns + others December 24, 2019
The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.
Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.
Phil: Yells "doorknob!"
Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.
Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.
Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
Phil: Yells "doorknob!"
Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.
Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.
Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
by Daddy Domt Mess Around August 1, 2017
by BallSweatForSoup July 22, 2009