A mischievous yet popular 15 year old australian incel who secretly griefs minecraft houses.

He also happens to be a mommys boy and always sleep between 10-11pm.

He attracts random girls for some reason.
Girl: "Is that Crispy? Omg he's so hot I want to marry him"
Girl 2: "I totally want him to grief me"
by Dancingpissbaby May 11, 2020
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a chick that dresses like everyday is hot and its always time for the beach and who wears awfully bright nail polish. also a girl with way too tanned skin. kinda a glamour surfie. with way too much money and time to care bout REAL issues.
Likes to think guys like them. only guys with an IQ lower than 100
that tanned chick of home and away (cassie?)

or

80% of teen girls aged 13-20

"look at that crispie" (usually said by bitter emo girls)
by Ash117 July 25, 2008
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cool, hott, & sexy
everything YOU want to be
sarah is damn crispy
by sarah kohlaaa September 6, 2007
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The Darker You Are The Crispier!
"Look at that boy!"
"He's really crispy!!!"
by lil d wayne December 12, 2011
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A person with the mental capacity of a rice crispy treat; an individual with nothing too contribute to society; a waste of oxygen that does not realize it is a drain on society, but instead exhibits a sense of unjustifiable purpose and entitlement in life.
We called her crispy due to her total lack of purpose in life.
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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A word used by douchebags to describe something that has nothing to do with actually crisping or deep frying food.
Check out this bud dude, its crispy as fuck.
by crispygraves08 October 10, 2009
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a term parallel to the word 'sweet' used when something is exciting, lucky, or cool.
Girl: Whoa I really like Emoe's hair. Girl's Friend: Yeaaaah.. its pretty crispy
by Marieezy April 14, 2007
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